Potty Proclamation

Whereas Andy is a male,
whereas moms are not,
whereas men's rooms are for males,
whereas moms have women's rooms at their disposal,
whereas even ATM etiquette allows users a respectable space to conduct business in privacy,
whereas there exist seats in Min's office,
whereas there exists an inviting fishie bench at the end of the hall,
let it be known that today, Friday, June 12, 2009,
Andrew W. Corcoran,

Head of School at Chinese American International School

at the International Schools Campus located at

150 Oak, 55 Page, and 41 Waller

in the Civic Center district of

the City & County of San Francisco,

State of California

is hereby presented with this

Perpetual Privy Privacy Pass

which shall not be revoked or ignored at any time.

--Granted this day by Da Pot Stirrers' Posse

What this means is that when this Head of School, whether current or former, heads for the head, let it be known to one and all (Winnie & Barbara), he's off the clock--so a) make an appointment, b) wait in Min's office, c) park on the fishie bench & be patient (there's no hidden escape hatch and secret corridor), or d) stay back at least three sidewalk squares!
In odda words, when Andy like use da kine lua, no boddah him, yeah? Sorry brah, pidgin is as bilingual as I can get. If it makes you feel any better, just think of Betty trying to visit the powder room in peace where all those moms ARE allowed! ;o)